Before you order, take a second to check your size.

We want you to be happy, and we definitely want your shirt to fit the way you want it to. 

To be sure it does, please review the measurements below before purchasing.

📏 How to Measure

Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom of the shirt.

Width: Measure across the chest, about 1" below the armpit, then double that measurement.

Sleeve Length: Measure from the center back of the neck to the end of the sleeve.

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INCHES

Size	Length	Width	Sleeve Length
S	28"	18"	15 ⅝"
M	29"	20"	17"
L	30"	22"	18 ½"
XL	31"	24"	20"
2XL	32"	26"	21 ½"
3XL	33"	28"	22 ¾"
4XL	34"	30"	24 ¼"
5XL	35"	32"	25 ¼"

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CENTIMETERS

Size	Length	Width	Sleeve Length
S	71.1 cm	45.7 cm	39.7 cm
M	73.7 cm	50.8 cm	43.2 cm
L	76.2 cm	55.9 cm	47 cm
XL	78.7 cm	61 cm	50.8 cm
2XL	81.3 cm	66 cm	54.6 cm
3XL	83.8 cm	71.1 cm	58 cm
4XL	86.4 cm	76.2 cm	61.5 cm
5XL	89 cm	81.3 cm	64.3 cm

ONE LAST THING...

When in doubt, grab a shirt you already love, lay it flat, measure it, and compare it to the chart above.

We'd rather you spend 30 seconds measuring than end up with a shirt that makes you say,
"Well... fiddle sticks." 

We wish we were "Big Cotton" but we're barely hanging on by a thread (pun intended) and your accuracy is important for both of us! Thank you!

Love you,

PapaTop

Our shirts are made to order. Please allow a little extra time.

We’re not the big company that starts with an “A.” Believe me, we wish we were.

We’re a small business, and we make our shirts on demand, after you order them. That means we don’t keep piles of pre-made shirts sitting around in a warehouse just waiting for someone to buy them. 

Believe it or not, we care about this big rock we’re all floating around on. A lot.

So, shipping and delivery may take a little longer than you’d hope, or are accustomed to thanks to the billionaires out there sending homemade rockets to Mars.

But making shirts this way means less wasted inventory, fewer unwanted shirts, and a little less stuff ending up in the trash, or somehow floating around in the ocean. I still don't understand how stuff ends up there... poor turtles.

This planet matters. And while we’re probably not changing the world one silly T-shirt at a time, we believe doing something is better than doing nothing.

You matter as well. And we'll get your order to you as quickly as we can!

As you wait, think about the fact that we’re all spinning around on a round rock in the middle of a galaxy, that is one of trillions of galaxies, inside a universe that is infinite, but is also somehow expanding. How would something infinite also expand? Isn't infinite already never ending?

WTF. Are you scratching your head too?

Is next day delivery really that important when you think about it?

Honestly, is anything?

Anyway...

Thank you for being patient and supporting a small business.

Good things take time... and our Earth appreciates it too.

Love you,

PapaTop