About Us

DISCLAIMER: ONCE YOU READ THIS, THERE IS NO COMING BACK.

What if I told you shirts aren't legally required? We checked. There are no federal laws requiring you to wear one.

So why do we all wear shirts? Who made that the unwritten rule? Who benefits from it?

WHO IS SELLING ALL THESE SHIRTS?

We started asking questions. Then we started digging. Then we couldn't sleep. We were in a dark, dark place. Because the deeper we went, the more questions we had.

Who is really pulling the strings here?

The Illuminati? Probably. The secret lizard council? Possible. The Freemasons? Suspicious. Big Cotton? We're still connecting the dots.

But here's what we know: Everyone wears shirts.

We didn't make the rules.

They did.

So we did what any reasonable person would do.

We joined them.

We're not the elite. We're not Big Cotton. We're not sipping martinis on a million-dollar yacht.

We're the little guys. The restless. The tired. The unsung heroes who's names are never mentioned. The basement dwellers. The overlooked and forgotten.

While they work from their ivory tower, we're working from a garage in our underwear because we can, and because our air conditioner is broken, but mainly because we can. Freedom of choice is a choice of freedom... let that sink in....

They make the rules out there. We make the rules in here.

Our office dress code? Underwear preferred, but shirt optional. That's right, we don't even believe in what we sell. We do it for you, not for us.

Do you know why? Because we refuse to follow the norm like sheep. We refuse to allow the 1% to pull the strings... not in our house.

We're an underdog operation making dumb t-shirts for the underdog population. 

Are we part of the conspiracy? Maybe. Are the Illuminati onto us? Probably.

Should you cop a top from PapaTop? Absolutely.

Hopefully because you want to. But also… because society told you too. (not our rule)

We are PapaTop.

We design funny, weird, positive, sarcastic, and sometimes inappropriate T-shirts for people who don't take life too seriously.

Whatever your vibe or whatever the occasion, we have a shirt for that. #wehaveashirtforthat

Love you.